Local Craigslist ad that cracked me up:

Here is the ad:

http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mcy/2198556056.html

Here is what it says:

Like New Condition. One Owner. Size LARGE. Liner included. Kept in Non-Smoking Home. Used very Little. No Marks or cuts. A Great deal, a Sacrifice. Original Harley hanger.